Silas says, “I’m the boss!” I say, “You’re the boss of exactly one person, Silas. And that’s yourself.” Silas says, “No, I’m the boss of two people–Grammie and Grandpa Frisbee!” […]
Silas has been really into the sprinkler this summer.
My being a professional theaterist has made my children, perhaps, a bit weirder than they would otherwise be. The good news is that Silas, at least, has a firm grasp […]
Petra is having a tantrum. I am trying to figure it out… Me: Do you want applesauce? Petra: NO! Me: Do you want to take your bath now? Petra: NO! […]
I’m writing a book, Mama. It’s called Fairy Tales of Darkness. It has just a lot of fairy tales. His father’s son…
A family at our church had some beagle-mix puppies recently. The mom said, “They’ve gotten more visitors than any of my babies ever did!” and we just had to […]
Here’s a belated post about JC’s early Father’s Day present (because we’re nothing here if not temporally inconsistent/confusing). JC had been saying for a long time that he wanted to […]
For Easter, Silas asked for a “bunny sword.” I was like, “That is not a thing.” But JC + the Internet = win! Unfortunately, it was backordered, so he had […]
Kids are taking a bath… Petra: What doing, Brother? Silas: I’m doing a musical interpretation of Noah’s Ark, mixed with Alice in Wonderland.
Daddy, Mama’s mean, but you’re crazy. Thanks, kid. I’ll remember that the next time you want to eat.